Thursday, March 8, 2012

Itchy Dogs: Pollens Barely Scratch the Surface



A very common problem we see here is some form of chronic or recurrent itching. The cause most often suspected by the owner is fleas; but we find that this is not nearly so often the case, especially with all of the effective products on the market for flea control.
The most common cause of itching in dogs in this area is usually allergy (atopic) related. The most common cause of itchy ears and ear infections in the dog is allergies, whether they are inhalant/environmental or food related. The main places dogs with allergies seem to itch is the feet, face, and ears; with the tail head, trunk, limbs, ears, axillary ("armpit"), inguinal ("groin") and perineal (genital/anal) areas being close seconds.
WHAT IS AN "ALLERGY"?
The most common type of allergic reaction people see in their dogs (and in themselves) is a Type I Hypersensitivity (there are 4 Types, but for the scope of this writing, only Type I will be addressed). Allergies are basically the immune system overacting or acting inappropriately. When the body is exposed to a foreign protein like is found in a virus or bacteria, it usually makes an antibody called IgG to neutralize that foreign protein. In some animals and people, the body makes IgE instead of IgG and that is where the problem begins.
In the typical allergic reaction, a reactive chemical called histamine is released from granules in a cell called a mast cell. The mast cells are stimulated to release this chemical by a protein (which is actually a type of antibody) called IgE. IgE is specific for certain allergens (which are foreign proteins found in pollens, foods, molds, etc.). When the body is exposed to certain levels of specific allergens, it responds by releasing IgE specific for that allergen. The IgE then stimulates the mast cells. The mast cells in turn release histamine ("degranulate") which causes the inflammatory reactions seen in common allergies. In people, the offending chemical IgE, is in highest concentrations in the respiratory tract and mucous membranes (eyes, nose, mouth), but in dogs the concentration is much higher in the skin. This is why people more often have "hay fever" symptoms and dogs get itchy skin more often.
An allergy is technically an immune response, therefore it requires previous exposure. This means a patient will usually not have a reaction the first time they are exposed to an allergen because the body needs time to react and make IgE. Also, in regards to food based allergies, it is possible to develop a food allergy to a food source which the patient has been eating for years. Allergies also can change with age, so the results of one test may not be the same years later as new allergies can develop with time.
  WHAT IS THE PRURITIC THRESHOLD?
The idea of the pruritic ("itchy") threshold is that there is for every animal (or person) a level or amount of allergens (allergy inducing particles) that must be present before symptoms (itching, etc.) will occur. Every animal has a different threshold. An animal can be allergic to something in their food all year long and never show symptoms as there is not enough allergen exposure to cross the threshold; however, if they are also allergic to ragweed, then when ragweed season is in full force, they are itchy because the food allergy and the ragweed allergy when added together cross the threshold. If we are able to determine the food component and remove that food, then there is a chance that the ragweed season will not affect that pet because the threshold is no longer being crossed.


Another way to look at it is as follows: Let's assume that Jake the Labrador has a pruritic threshold of 6 (numbers strictly for illustrative purposes). Let's now assume for Jake that beef counts as a 2, wheat as a 3, and Bermuda grass as a 3. If he is eating a diet that has beef and wheat in it and he lives in a Bermuda grass dominated area (like North Texas), then his body is experiencing an allergen exposure level of 8, which is above his threshold of 6. This means he will most likely show some level of symptom all year. This may manifest in the skin or maybe only in the ears as an infection that is never totally cleared. Since we cannot remove the Bermuda grass from the environment, we can try him on desensitization injections (these are explained later) to reduce the effect of the Bermuda grass which may put him at an allergen exposure level of 5 which is below his threshold. Alternately, if we change his diet to something with different meat and starch sources (e.g. duck and potato) and if his numbers for these two food sources are 1 each, then he is at a level of 5, which is below his threshold even without doing anything about the Bermuda grass.
 WHAT DOES IMPAIRED SKIN BARRIER FUNCTION MEAN?
Another component of skin allergy is related to the skin barrier. This barrier is actually a physical barrier. In allergic dogs, there is often an impairment of this barrier which allows pollens and other allergens to physically penetrate the skin deeply and stimulate the allergic response from their mere presence. This is why dogs with grass allergies often seem to have a problem primarily with their feet and that often there is some level of relief offered by covering the feet before allowing walking on the grass and/or from wiping the feet down shortly after coming inside from the grass. The exposure is not a simple inhaling issue like in people, but a physical contact issue with the skin.
WHAT ARE SOME COMMON TREATMENT STRATEGIES FOR ALLERGIES?
Avoidance:
This is the most effective but often least possible treatment choice. If we are able to remove the offending agent from the environment or diet, then there is no stimulation and therefore no reaction. This is most easily done with food allergies by using elimination diets and/or novel protein diets. An elimination diet basically means feeding a diet from which all offending food sources have been eliminated. Novel protein diets simply mean feeding a diet in which there is a novel (new or never seen by the body before) protein source. Quite often the two diets used are one in the same.
The hard part of the food component is that it can take 2-6 months of feeding a strict diet before the body no longer shows reaction to the allergens from the old food. Allergy testing by blood sample may help at least rule out some of the more reactive foods to help streamline the diet selection.
Testing and Immunotherapy:
Allergy testing is the best way to find the source of some allergens to see if there is something that can be removed from the environment or diet, or if there is a specific serum that can be made for the pet in question so that they are not nearly so reactive to that allergen. Once tested, a serum or "vaccine" can be manufactured that is specific for the offending agents for a given patient. The idea behind this is to inject small concentrations of the allergens to teach the body to make IgG instead of IgE. It can take a few months to a year before a patient responds favorably to the injections, and there are cases in which some patients never respond properly. Many people are stopped by the cost of the testing up front, but if they were to add up all financial costs of the exams, tests, pills, injections, and topical medications that they end up buying to treat the chronic skin and ear issues; plus the physical cost to their pets from the chronic inflammation, irritation, discomfort, and infections from the allergies, then testing will almost always pay for itself in the long run. Please remember that allergies also can change with age, so the results of one test may not be the same years later as new allergies can develop with time. If a patient that has been doing well on injections for a period of time develops symptoms again, it is often recommended to retest to be sure a new allergy has not developed. If one has, then the serum for the injections needs to be changed.

Oral Medications:
Antihistamines work well in very few dogs (maybe 15%). They actually fail more often than they work. They do not stop the allergic reaction; rather they work by stopping or slowing the release of the histamines from the mast cells. They are a symptomatic treatment. They usually have very low side effects and can be used on an as needed basis. They tend to be relatively inexpensive. Even those who report some level of improvement with antihistamines may find that they no longer work the next season. Also, there is no way to tell if the antihistamines "working" coincided with some pollen source leaving the environment thus lowering that pet's exposure level making them fall beneath their threshold. This means they would have improved without the antihistamines anyway.
Steroids work very well, but they do not necessarily stop the allergy, but they do decrease the immune system response and the effects of the inflammatory chemicals in the body. They also tend to be relatively inexpensive. Chronic use however can be detrimental to your pet's health. They have many potential side effects including but not limited to: increased thirst, increased urination, increased appetite, weight gain, lowered wound healing, lowered immune response, behavioral changes. They are usually best used in short courses to get immediate results while looking to other long term therapy choices.
Immune regulating agents such as cyclosporine or Atopica® work by lowering the immune system response and therefore lowering the symptoms. They have fewer side effects than steroids, but tend to be more expensive.
Omega -3 fatty acids are products found in certain foods and in supplements that have no real side effects and can greatly reduce the inflammation in the skin caused by allergies. They can be used in conjunction with any of the other therapies. The best form is eicosopentanoic acid or EPA. Many human products have low EPA but more ALA and DHA. These last 2 are not nearly so effective in the dog as EPA, so it is best to use ones formulated for dogs.
Topical Therapy:
Sometimes pets respond well to topical therapies like sprays and shampoos. The sprays most often have a steroid or antihistamine base, with some having a mild topical anesthetic added. These are usually temporary treatments. Topical steroids if used long enough can also enter the blood stream and start having the same negative effects that oral steroids can have. The shampoos may have benefit from actually physically cleansing the allergens off the skin; from applying anti-inflammatory products; or from treating secondary bacterial and yeast infections.

Get yourself informed and then come in and see if we can help you and your pet get some relief.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Yep...She's a Keeper!


Years ago when I was single and dating, I also enjoyed the weekly stint with the electronic choke chain…uh…emergency beeper that is. Of course when I was bored and rested, there was nothing on TV, I was feeling well, no one was visiting, and I had no dates, then the pager never seemed to work. Change any of the aforementioned criteria, and the Energizer bunny was jealous of the beeper’s battery life! Often this would end in a cancelled, rescheduled, or truncated date night (which actually was not a bad thing on a few occasions…allowing for a graceful end to a painful evening. They were not all “Keepers.”) One particular time, it led to a great story.
I had been dating this one lady for several months, and we had gone to the gym together to exercise, talk, and spend time together. Of course this was a beeper week, but I would have gone to work out anyway at that time. We went together in one car, not really worried about the beeper. A good 30 minutes into our workout time the beeper went off. The message was about an iguana with a growth on its rear that was bleeding. Since the emergency clinic at the time did not routinely have anyone on staff that saw exotics, we got a lot of calls about these different species. I told my date that I would be just a minute as I needed to call and see just how pressing this was. She was very understanding as this was not her first experience with my beeper week.
I called the owner and determined that the iguana most likely had a prolapsed cloaca. For the uninitiated in exotics, please let me clarify. The cloaca is the rear opening in reptiles and birds that acts as the opening for the digestive system, the urinary system and the genital system. A prolapse is basically a spilling out or turning inside out of an organ. So basically, we had an iguana with a majorly severe case of hemorrhoids!
This often happens when reptiles or birds strain too much from a blockage, a tumor, or a digestive disorder. Many times we are able to shrink the swelling, gently work it back in place, and then suture a drawstring-like suture to help hold it in while we are treating the underlying disorder. I was perfectly confident that this was going to be like so many others, so there was no need to take my date home first as I would be in and out quickly! Yep, Aggies are GREAT seers!
We met the owner at the clinic and this iguana was very pretty, as iguanas go. Her name was Stoney and she was 3-4 feet long if you include the tail (and as you will see, there was no way to forget the tail!). Sure enough Stoney had a dark purple mass about the size of a racquetball on her vent (cloaca). It looked very inflamed and painful. (You guys aren’t eating right now are you?) I discussed everything with the owner, took Stoney back, started anesthesia with a mask so I could reduce the swelling and put in the suture. My date graciously offered to help, and I think she thought it was actually rather cool!
I was able to reduce everything and get it back in place, install the suture and everything looked great! We would be back on our date shortly I was sure.
Then Stoney woke up.
She wasn’t very happy about the whole thing, but the real problem was that the straining that caused the problem in the first place increased greatly upon waking up! She strained HARD against the suture, and managed to get right back where we started, but through an opening much too small to use the same method again. Stoney needed surgery. I needed to go in and sew her cloaca to the inside wall of her body so that she could not push it out again.
I must say I was a little perturbed with this iguana that she did not understand I was on a date and that she was supposed to respond to the procedure like all of the others had! There are not many things much more frustrating than a non-conformist reptile! In a little bit of a frustrated huff, I went back to the front to discuss the need for surgery with the owner and get permission to proceed. I left my date in the surgery room with Stoney on a light plane of anesthesia, never considering this would be an issue. I often had to do the same with technicians while I went to talk to owners.
After returning from walking the owner out and locking up (it was about 9 PM I guess at this point), I returned to surgery to find my date glaring at me with a mixture of fear, revulsion, and discontent. Stoney was doing fine and stable, but my date was not! I caught her expression and in my infinite male wisdom, I said, “What?” She said “I can’t believe you left me here with this thing! What if it woke up?” I assured her it was fine and there was no harm done.
I proceeded to get things ready for surgery, and gave Stoney an injection that along with the gas would aid in keeping her down better for the actual surgery. Something you must understand about reptiles and anesthesia is that due to their differing metabolism, they handle anesthetics differently than mammals. Because they have slower metabolisms, they need less of some drugs, but may need more of others. After giving the injection and starting on the mask, Stoney’s leg suddenly dropped to the table, which is not necessarily a bad thing, it can just mean that the injection has finally kicked in, but my date was certain Stoney had just passed. I removed the mask in order to get a closer look at Stoney to assure my date that I had not just killed the patient with a drug overdose.
Then once again, Stoney woke up!
The drug had NOT kicked in yet, but rather the slight burning sensation of this drug made her drop her arm. So she was slightly drunk, in a strange place, with a burning sensation in her arm and a severe case of hemorrhoids. No wonder she was angry. I held on to her with two hands on her upper and lower back while she struggled to get away. I was holding her vertically facing my date as she tried to get the mask back on Stoney’s face to get her back under anesthesia. She squirmed and wriggled and fought (Stoney that is) our efforts to put her under again, all the while flailing my head and face with that massive tail. I know some guys may get slapped on a date, but this was ridiculous! I have no idea just how many strikes she got off on me, but it took a while to get her calmed down again. I think it also didn’t help that the more I got slapped in the face the more my date started laughing, and the more difficult it was for her to concentrate on keeping the mask in place!
The surgery showed Stoney was egg bound, meaning she had eggs too big to pass and that was why she was straining. Many of the eggs had ruptured in the body cavity so I spent a portion of the time soaking up old stringy yolk with gauze. (Still eating?) One more point about the surgery is that during the part where I was doing the equivalent of a spay for Stoney, my date asked a couple of times: “Are you sure you should cut that?” To which she merely got a look, which returned a “Sorry.”
After all was done (several hours later), Stoney looked and felt great, my date had a great story to take to work, and I had wonderful tail marks on my face!
Oh and I forgot to tell you, my date was a nurse so her coworkers really enjoyed the story. That is quite a woman who can endure that and still have a good attitude! She continued to date me until she got married…to me. Despite the stress of the situation, she still agreed to marry me and 2 kids and almost 13 years later I still think:” Yep she’s a Keeper!”

Friday, December 30, 2011

Resolve to Better Your Pets' Lives


As we say goodbye to the New Year, I thought it would be good to celebrate the human-animal bond and to have a little fun with New Year’s Resolutions.
Many of us can attest to the fact that our pets are blessings to us. Even though they may aggravate and irritate us at times, in the grand scheme of things, we can’t imagine life without them. The loyalty, the unconditional love, and the lack of judgments they offer us can be so refreshing and healing when the humans in our life fail to offer these when we really need them. As this excerpt points out, often when we think we are rescuing an animal, we are actually the ones being rescued:

I Rescued A Human Today by Janine Allen

Posted by Janine Allen at Monday, November 17th, 2008.
I RESCUED A HUMAN TODAY by Janine Allen
Her eyes met mine as she walked down the corridor peering apprehensively into the kennels. I felt her need instantly and knew I had to help her.
I wagged my tail, not too exuberantly, so she wouldn’t be afraid. As she stopped at my kennel I blocked her view from a little accident I had in the back of my cage. I didn’t want her to know that I hadn’t been walked today. Sometimes the overworked shelter keepers get too busy and I didn’t want her to think poorly of them.
As she read my kennel card I hoped that she wouldn’t feel sad about my past. I only have the future to look forward to and want to make a difference in someone’s life.
She got down on her knees and made little kissy sounds at me. I shoved my shoulder and side of my head up against the bars to comfort her. Gentle fingertips caressed my neck; she was desperate for companionship. A tear fell down her cheek and I raised my paw to assure her that all would be well.
Soon my kennel door opened and her smile was so bright that I instantly jumped into her arms.
I would promise to keep her safe.
I would promise to always be by her side.
I would promise to do everything I could to see that radiant smile and sparkle in her eyes.
I was so fortunate that she came down my corridor. So many more are out there who haven’t walked the corridors. So many more to be saved. At least I could save one.
I rescued a human today.

“Written by Janine Allen CPDT, Rescue Me Dog's professional dog trainer. Janine's passion is working with people and their dogs. She provides demonstrations for those who have adopted shelter dogs, lends email support to adopted dog owners that need information beyond our Training Support Pages, and aids shelter staff and volunteers in understanding dog behavior to increase their adoptability. Copyright 2011 Rescue Me Dog; www.rescuemedog.org”

RESOLUTIONS
In searching information about resolutions concerning animals, I came across a set of resolutions set forth by the Episcopal Church. This Convention sets official policy for the Episcopal Church and they have been adopting resolutions for animal care and welfare at these conventions since the 19th Century. It is nice to see a church officially recognize the divine gifts the animals are to us and our responsibilities to them. In the last decade they have passed three resolutions as follows:
·         Resolution 2003-D016, Support Ethical Care of Animals
·         Resolution 2009-C078, Liturgy for Loss of Companion Animal
·         Resolution 2009-D015, Merciful and Humane Treatment of God’s Creatures
These can most easily be read on the Humane Society’s website through the following link: http://www.humanesociety.org/assets/pdfs/faith/the_episcopal_church_1.pdf
We will all most likely make resolutions for our health, weight, family, career, faith, finances, etc. While you are at it, maybe you can make some for your pets. Resolve to give them a better diet, regular preventative care, regular grooming, or maybe just more time and attention. I bet you both will benefit from that one; it will not require a membership; there are no out of pocket expenses; it should not feel restrictive; your pets will not harshly judge you should you falter; and it will lower your stress levels.
Now what if our pets decided to make resolutions about US? They might look something like those below.
Please forgive the reposting but these were just too good to pass up. Please take the time to visit the sites from which these tidbits were gleaned and enjoy the other things they have to say on their sites.
A Dog's New Year Resolutions

·         I will stop trying to find the few remaining clean pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
·         I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
·         I will not eat other animals' poop.
·         I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
·         I will not eat my own vomit.
·         I will not eat "kitty box crunchies".
·         I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the backyard after processing.
·         The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones.
·         I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
·         I will not chew crayons or pens, specially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
·         When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
·         I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.
·         I will not bark each time I hear a door bell on TV.
·         I will not walk under the big dog when he is peeing.
·         I will not steal Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
·         I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
·         The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.
·         My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
·         I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
·         I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
·         I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
·         The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
·         I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

A Cat's New Year Resolutions

·         My human will never let me eat her pet hamster, and I am at peace with that.
·         I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie.
·         I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium.
·         I must not help myself to Q-tips, and I must certainly not proceed to stuff them down the sink's drain.
·         I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and puke them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.
·         I will not lean way over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then pelt right for the box of clumping cat litter. (It took FOREVER to get the stuff out of my fur.)
·         I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has finished watching The X-Files.
·         I will not use the bathtub to store live mice for late-night snacks.
·         I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.
·         We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep.
·         Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.
·         I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.
·         I will not assume the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.
·         I will not intrude on my human's candle-lit bubble bath and singe my bottom.
·         I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I will not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.
·         If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.
·         When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house. It is not necessary to check every door.
·         Birds do not come from the bird feeder. I will not knock it down and try to open it up to get the birds out.
·         The dog can see me coming when I stalk her. She can see me and will move out of the way when I pounce, letting me smash into floors and walls. That does not mean I should take it as a personal insult when my humans sit there and laugh.
·         I will not play "dead cat on the stairs" while people are trying to bring in groceries or laundry, or else one of these days, it will really come true.
·         When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to catch them.
·         I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when she's on the family room floor trying to do sit ups.
·         When my human is typing at the computer, her forearms are *not* a hammock.
·         Computer and TV screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.
·         I am a walking static generator. My human doesn't need my help installing a new board in her computer.
Resolve to better your pets’ lives today, and I bet they will better yours regardless. 
Happy New Year to you, your family, and all the living non-human blessings in your life!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Do Animals Have A Sense Of Humor?


I have wondered about this question on many occasions. Do they see the humor inherent in life? Do they play practical jokes on each other? On us? I picture them sometimes around a food bowl, or water bowl, their “Cheers”, discussing the funny things in life over a broken bottle of bourbon someone scavenged from a trash can. Based on real life experiences, I envision a couple of hawks, a dog, and an African grey parrot all swapping stories at “the bar”:
Dagwood the Dog: “It’s great being a dog! Those humans can be so gullible! Flash them a cute look, droopy eyes, a little whine, or such and they will bend over backwards for you! The “Power of the Pitiful” is amazing! I once stopped a whole line of traffic! I was trying to get across this busy road, but there were so many cars that I knew a had two chances of getting across alive: slim and none. But I remembered a little trick from a time in the past when I had hurt my foot. I went into the bushes near the road, and when I came back out, I walked three-legged. My “poor” front foot was held up high in the air and I struggled as I loped along in a very stilted manner, barely able to make each step. I limped right up to the road, and you know what?!?!? Those foolish humans all stopped their cars! I hopped across the road, leg in the air, as all the drivers looked pitifully at me. There was almost an audible, collective “Awww, poor thing!” in the air. After I made it across, I looked over my shoulder to be sure I was clear, and put the old front foot down solid and traipsed off on my merry way! I never looked back again!”
Horace the Hawk: “You wanna talk about stupid?!”
Henry the Hawk: “Shut up Horace!”
Horace the Hawk: “Naw man! I gotta share this one!”
Henry the Hawk: “Don’t do it Horace, it’s embarrassing!”
Horace the Hawk: “All the more reason to tell it my boy! You see old Henry here fancies himself a crackpot predator! But his eyesight is going a little bit and so his skills are not what they used to be. One day we were out hunting lunch and Henry saw this furry little brown thing on the ground. It didn’t move when we flew over, but Henry thought it was just trying not to get noticed. Well ole Henry here was gonna show it a thing or two about hiding from the ‘Great Soaring Hunter’! With all his feathered bravado, he swooped down silently, snatched the fuzzball up in his talons and swooped triumphantly over to a field next to this vet clinic. The fuzzball never shrieked in terror, never struggled, it didn’t make a sound. So again Henry here, trying to be the tough guy, landed in the field, looked around to be sure no one was going to try to take his catch, and proceeded to tear into lunch! Imagine his surprise when all he got was a beakful of white fluff!! It seems Henry had managed to disembowel the dreaded ‘Teddy Bear’!!! Oh he was beside himself! He dropped the bear where it was and slowly took off over some houses, trying to ignore the giggles of the people outside the vet clinic!”
Angela the African grey: “I got all of you beat! You should see the stunt I pulled on my owners! I had been living in my Mommy’s house for months, and she recently got married. While they were on their honeymoon, they boarded me at a vet clinic. I didn’t really want to leave home, so I paid them back. While I was at the clinic, when everything would get quiet and the staff was all busy with their daily duties, I would start reciting the noises I had heard many times in my house. First I would start with rhythmic panting or huffing noises. Then I would throw in some well timed moans and grunts. Next I yelled ‘Yes! Yes!’ over and over again, screaming my Daddy’s name. I would make all these noises in my Mommy’s voice. Oh, I forgot to tell you, she kept me in the bedroom! I would do this a couple times a day for the whole week and the staff thought it was the funniest thing! They would laugh and comment, which would of course only encourage me to do it louder! The real kicker was when they came to take me home. They asked the doctor how I did and if I talked much.  The entire staff giggled a little under their breath as the doctor explained with as straight a face as he could that I was VERY vocal, and that I enjoyed talking daily, and considering the fact that we African Greys are the best mimics of the human voice in the parrot family, they could tell I was probably more my Mommy’s bird. When my Mommy asked what I had said, the doctor paused a bit before saying that he did not want to repeat it, but that they might want to keep me in a different room in the future. It took a moment, but Mommy figured it out. I didn’t know people could turn that color that fast! I giggled my little feathery butt off the entire way home!”
Yes I was personally involved in or witnessed these stories! Nature is beautiful. Nature is exciting. And sometimes, it is downright funny!